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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You just have to control the rent by buying a gun and shooting in the air every other day.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 75 points 5 hours ago

Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who'll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.

Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.

[–] nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

Fuck! That drone was just some chump? I'm telling the boys we got the block back!!

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 hours ago

Now get a recording of a couple different gunshots and repeat the process. Problem solved!

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 33 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Gotta fire some rent control rounds into the air.... it's all about #balance

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 15 points 4 hours ago

I lived in a run down part of town a few houses down from a crack/coke distributor in college and once a friend locked himself out of the car. Before we could even panic someone popped out with a hanger and opened it in like 30 seconds. Crisis averted!

Also got pulled over on my own street regularly though (“you looked nervous”) and my dad almost got arrested when he was dropping off plants (cacti and flowers).

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 hours ago

No good deed goes unpunished