Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Inflation.

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 months ago

That's a stretch!

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear you can pull some strings to get them for free.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, that's how you steal used tampons.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

!unclejokes@lemmy.world

[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

I knew the punchline before reading it and still chuckled.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Rising costs.

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

What does the balloon do that our money supply never does? Deflate after a couple of days.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Helium only goes up!

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Cause helium supplies are finite.