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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Lost yearly Nitro

You cuck.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm legitimately paranoid about this scenario, especially since I'm in a couple of ERP servers, and I was friends with ReploidRevo.. yes THAT ReploidRevo, and never knew about what he did until after his downfall went viral. (Shocked the Hell out of me because he seemed so normal and on the up and up)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if you’re on 4chan…

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 11 points 12 hours ago

This was my first thought.

Obviously did some shit then trying to gain sympathy like omg I was banned for being nice.

[–] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 76 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

Never understood why anyone would want to pay 100$ a year for discord, the paid version doesnt give you that much imo

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Personally, Discord has facilitated a long distance relationship with my now wife, and nearly ten years of weekly TTRPG games. I don't mind the cost because they cannot provide that service for free forever, and I think it's worth it for what I get out of it. The other benefits they add for paying are almost just bonuses to me after that.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

you could also pay to host some shit like mumble.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Mumble does not look like a replacement for all the things I use Discord for.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You don't wanna pay $100 for a bunch of useless stickers and random features that don't need to be in a chat program? Whaaaaaat? That's weird. ^/s^

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 22 points 16 hours ago

Which is a good monetation system. Premium users barely get anything but still enough to pay, while free users can do pretty much everything too.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

I pay $30 a year for Nitro Basic. It's only $2.50 a month and worth it to me with how much I use it.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 19 points 17 hours ago

I spam 500mb uploads... it kinda makes sense to me

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago

personally the $3 a month nitro is worth it for me, considering how much I use it. I know Lemmy hates anything capitalist but a coffee a month isnt that much

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 52 points 19 hours ago
  • Three-year-old* account with no violations
  • 5-year-old* alt account
[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 11 points 15 hours ago

I have a Discord but I hear a lot about how easily you can get banned, largely on the whims of the people running a single server, so I've always been a bit reluctant to use it.

Also, I find it genuinely disturbing how much information all these companies have about you and your stuff.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 11 points 17 hours ago

Discord usually just uses some bullshit allegations when they feel like kicking accounts down

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is one of the bigger reasons I don't want to use social media controlled by a corporation, it means they can choose to cut me off from people at their discretion, which will probably be based on what is convenient and easy for them.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

This, the second you aren't profitable, they put you in the modern day version of solitary confinement.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 32 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And as Reddit has shown they will shut you down for expressing any political opinion they don't like.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 42 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Luigi is an American hero. Whether he did it or not is irrelevant. It's what he stands for.

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Which six companies? Let's assume we count "social media" as "media".

Meta, Musk Rat & Co, Google, what else?

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 14 points 18 hours ago

They’re banning people for upvoting now lol

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 146 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Lost yearly Nitro and all my friends

That’s sadder than he seems to understand it is.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I know "lol anon has no friends" is le epic funny meme but by friends, they obviously meant their contacts.

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I have a lot of people, I'd consider friends, that I only communicate with through discord. If I lost my account, I'd likely never hear from them again. Kinda get it.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Idk might just be talking about his online friend's. But knowing 4chan maybe not

[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On this topic: I currently have installed on my phone and computer: slack, zoom, MSTeams, element, discord, Facebook messenger and signal to communicate in various projects and friends. What is this madness?!

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago

Same happened to me but with animal cruelty content or something. I tried to get the account back but turns out it was a "ban wave" so a lot of other people who got banned but were innocent were doing the same so discords services got overwhelmed by the appeals. Maybe they should have realized after that that this kinda banning is a horrible approach.

[–] kane@femboys.biz 34 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is why people should be worried of using these massive services, luckily it was ‘only’ Discord (if this was your primary way to interact with friends, this can be a huge deal).

But imagine if it was your email account!

Getting a reputable provider, self hosting or using a decentralized option is paramount for your own sanity.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There was that man who was all in on Google.

He had a telemedicine appointment for his son who had a problem with his penis. Dr asked him to send a close-up photo so he could diagnose the skin condition

So the guy takes the photo with his pixel phone and sends it

The phone automatically backs up the photo

Google's AI says it's child porn, his account is deleted and police are contacted

Police look into it and say "not porn, totally fine" but have to go to his house to tell him the was no problem because his phone was Google, his internet was Google fibre, his email was Gmail and his photo album was on Google and all that was irrevocably deleted

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yep. Guy had his life pretty much ruined. Don't tether your life to a company — they don't care about you, they have no duty toward you

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[–] Devanismyname@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Whats the draw of discord? I don't get why people go on there. It's boring af and you gotta talk with people while you play video games. I'll go on if I absolutely have to for a group, but I avoid if I can.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Whats the draw of discord?

Chat plus streaming as a freemium service that has its hooks in with the networking effect.

Probably the biggest draw of Discord is how many people use Discord. But past that, it fills a bunch of real time social media roles well.

As a case in point, I'm in a game of Pathfinder Kingmaker with friends, and Discord does a good job of letting players join virtually, sharing screens, rolling dice, keeping a log of the different chats, pinning the links to the Kingdom management files, and providing a search function to find historical info.

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