it looks like youre already in a bathroom
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2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.
Binary and trinary
The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.
The other one is for people with 3 nipples.
If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.
holes... ok.
I was gonna say the 3 balls is below view of penis and balls. While 2 balls are boobies.
If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.
3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.
Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench
There's a sink. Problem solved.
Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?
Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously