Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.
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The one on the right are for users of these 
And the left is for bicyclists?
That would make sense, yes, let's go with that.
Yeah, so im gonna need three of these.
I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.
Stupidly cryptic, though.
Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.
one brother lies... the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)
that's what I thought. which is why the whole thing is dumb. just have the fucking stick figures you don't need to be cute with the restrooms.
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Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...
Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.
Wait until they learn about the urethra... And nostrils... And ears... And the millions of pores on our skin...
Wait til you hear that eye of newt is just mustard seeds.
IMO:
They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.
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The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.
The other one is for people with 3 nipples.
There's a sink. Problem solved.
Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench
2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.
That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?
My cousin's husband is pissing in the sink then, after his operation for testicular cancer left him in the "none of the above" category.
Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.
JD? dat u?
shit, how did i add lemmy on signal?????
This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.
But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?
I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.
Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.
This is like choosing a door on squid games
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