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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Oops, ignore that plz. Lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'll need to see the video before I'm willing to make any judgements. Inshallah

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

bucket list

☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

people never take things as intended. always over reacting.

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

I mean who hasn't done this?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported.

tell that to https://p.lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/lemmy.dbzer0.com/40822471 :

So, you can add a nickname to a Jason saying “co-founder,” or maybe “national security adviser,” and no one else is going to see it. Just you. When you’re trying to make a group chat, perhaps.

-# *bin link: https://kbin.melroy.org/m/technology@lemmy.world/t/817969/Signal-s-nickname-feature-can-protect-you-from-accidentally-adding-the

[–] yopyop@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU

[–] SkupaSalataNaPopustu@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.

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