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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

The only way I'd be ok with Rogan using that term is if he publicly discloses the results of an IQ test and he got sub 70...

And even then, it would only be ok if he was self identifying as that label, not calling anyone he can't understand that.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

So the steroids got to his last brain cells. Good for him.

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

They can describe themselves again. I suppose that could be considered cultural restoration?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Come on

And slam

And welcome to the

JAM

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can all newspapers, when writing about Rogan, now use the term "Noted r-word, Joe Rogan..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can we just make Rogan the new R-word and stop saying it?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Shut up, you Rogan

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

is this where i say that we should cal him "Whee Rogan The Little" ?

using WRTL as an abbreviation is permitted and encouraged.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Roided out Roe Jogan has tiny testies🍒

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Joe Rogan identifies as a South Park character: offensive and two-dimensional

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The word should be exclusively used to refer to Joe Rogan from now on

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