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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

The tears of fascists taste like honey.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 134 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago

"Nobody will lend me any money anymore," Lindell claimed. 🥹

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LOL I didn't see that violin at first.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 days ago

No wonder, it's awfully small!

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Speaking of Rudy, what's that ghoul doing lately?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's currently hiding an expensive Yankees jersey he was ordered to sell i think? Hard to keep up.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hear he's running a one man bikini car wash. If you tip him a dollar he does it topless.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 109 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Well, you did it to yourself, you stupid bastard.

I'm not going to bring up the drug addiction, that doesn't mean someone is automatically stupid.

But this guy was greedy, thought he would get a Primo cabinet position, or become a Senator, and get really, really, really rich. When he was already filthy rich. And blew everything he already had legitimately made, and put I don't know how many honest blue collar folks out of work, to kiss the ass of a person that is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. Too bad, so sad.

No sympathy.

Obviously, Trump didn't like him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.

I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.

I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.

I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.

Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

Same is happening to Tesla right now. Maybe even to Starlink, as other companies plan to offer European altrrnatives. People who thought about buying the product are "ew, it's from the nazi man" now.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn't like that one either. It's basically just memory foam that's shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

There comes a time when saying "no thanks" is a necessary political choice. Coke gave trump the commemorative inauguration bottle as usual and supports his diet Coke button reinstalled at the white house. By not starting to step back on some things, I'm buying less and less coke. Any time I can avoid coke without drinking the swill from PepsiCo, I do. But that time may also soon come to an end.

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[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

People like Trump, born into wealth, often look down on the nouveau riche (new rich) They see the nouveau riche as peasants who have stepped into a world where they don't belong. They hate self made millionaires.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Because he didn't want to get arrested for killing Lindell, most likely. Not actually, but you know how the law sees these things.

Maybe he really did like Lindell, who knows. But drug dealers aren't usually known for empathy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Doesn’t make sense to kill profitable customers either.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

especially a crack addicted fiend.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Drugs tend to make people really metastasize into whatever ideology gets stuck in their head.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.

I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.

[–] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I bet the head can still cry for a few seconds after being removed, but we'll have to do a lot of experiments to be sure.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 2 days ago
[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I can't even pay my Country Club fees! I'm ruined!'

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

been downgraded to pool membership.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Get fuckin wrecked bitch

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't understand why he doesn't just produce the mountains of evidence that he's been holding onto since 2020. I mean, that would completely exonerate him...and it might even result in Smartmatic having to pay him a huge settlement, just because of all the hardships he's faced being the only one who knows the truth about all that election fraud.

Why is he so determined to go down in flames like this, when all he has to do to vindicate himself and Trump, is just to put that suitcase full of evidence in front of this very judge? Now's his chance. Why does he hesitate?

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago

Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 18 points 2 days ago

“The consequences of my own actions‽ NOOOOO!”

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago
[–] doug@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

“You just hate to see it.”

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