this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 1 points 2 years ago
[–] thomasb2k@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Roll that beautiful bean footage

[–] nightspades@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

[–] kfj55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

[–] something_complex@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

[–] luffyuk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

[–] joeymaynard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

[–] Void_Reader@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's bean fun

[–] virtualpixl@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

[–] Christos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

[–] ethikal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 007v2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I upvoted the can of beans.

[–] ClonedPuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

[–] meanmon13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

[–] swarlos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

LOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!

[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans beans…

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

[–] Ookami38@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

spoilerBEEEANNNNS

[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I was here on this day.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] skam28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

[–] Wooderice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mexican approved, will bean

God dammit, you is right!

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is a weapon of mass destruction

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] lennster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

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