this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] StuStuMagoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love these beans

[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

[–] LokyinN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

[–] ThatsTheTicket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank god for beans

[–] nnz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

We have not bean amused.

[–] NoTime@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Lemmy lore in the making.

[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beanus likes beans!

[–] Will_@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] Lunyan64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hell of a can though.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

[–] LucidDaemon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

[–] Jarvis2323@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[–] Bagofbuttholes@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] aregularbeaneater@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I would eat those

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We all witnessed

[–] garamasala@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

[–] ipha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A+ can of beans.

[–] localidiot@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

[–] Beliriel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

[–] Endorphine_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There you go, take that upvote

[–] erik111189@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beany was the name that they gave me

[–] ShrimpGlizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] theyseemeroland@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

😮 BEANS 😮

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

[–] kamasupra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

[–] chmod744username@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Finally some good content

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

beans stomach gurgles

[–] bhez@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Braz666@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We've all Bean there

[–] solarzones@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Throwaway4669332255@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Great, now I want beans

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit beans

[–] kim@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] philgraves@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chocked full of beany goodness.

[–] Fudgy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

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