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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Walk through social constructs as if they were air.

Obliterate objects by hyperfixating on them.

Drive villains mad by monologuing intensely at them about radio tower structural design history.

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That last one had me lmao

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drive villains mad by monologuing intensely at them about radio tower structural design history.

Go on. I'm listening

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I threw those words together at random, but reading it back I got very excited to learn about it. Luckily, Wikipedia has some meat on the matter: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_masts_and_towers

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

This is probably the most autistic thing to occur in this comment section lol.

[–] torpak@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no, you fell into your own trap!

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be able to recite everything they've ever read, yet unable to recall relevant information on demand.

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power to have the entire universe on the tip of your tongue...

That sounds horrendous

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The power to lick everything in the entire universe at once

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And then smell it just to see

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Presque vu man!

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fatal weakness: When costume is any of: A bit too dirty, smells to much of softener, too tight on the wrists, too loose on the elbows, a bit itchy, smells weird for no reason, did it have this color it looks wrong, no wait I put it on in the wrong order I have to take it all off and do it over again, cape touches neck

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Or the shirt still has the tags on 😫

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can be a savant in a single domain of his choosing, but he can never read the room well enough to choose the right one.

[–] amio@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just be a savant at figuring out the best kind of savantism to pick, ez

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"... fuck I should've chosen CPR."

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A savant at CPR lmaooo 😂

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They handling logistics for all the other super heros. All the mundane shipping, messaging hundreds of vendors, working with local government to handle events they do this all from their computer. Trello is their secret weapon. Know one knows their true identity, but no one knows their super hero identity either. They never leave the house. Their sidekick is just an ordinary cat.

But without them the world wouldn't last a day.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Super Too Much: gets more everything than everyone else.

[–] sparky_gnome@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is a surgeon He is a surgeon He is a surgeon

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it. What's the spirit of this joke?

[–] sparky_gnome@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's a very dumb joke , making fun of a dumb tv show call the good doctor. The writers decided to write a show about a young autistic surgeon, and also decided that his only personality trait would be being a surgeon. There is a scene where he is fired, has a mental breakdown and keeps yelling " I am a surgeon".

Mostly a dumb joke, making fun of writers who wrote the main character of a show based solely of one idea, with no character at all.

[–] burgundymyr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

They already exist and their name is Murderbot. Check out the Murderbot Mysteries.

[–] avater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Damn, do you have an example of how to use that super power for good?

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

> this Explains-Things-Back-To-You-Man is proving rather a nuisance. Make sure he has one of our .. little accidents.

*DOOR SLAM*

> stop right there, Dr Euphemism. More than simply a nuisance, I am an active opponent of your plans. And you cannot "make sure" someone has an "accident" - then it becomes a deliberate act.