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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

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[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bojack411@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No shit you fucking retard.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 190 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 97 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 124 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago

Don't make ben relatable

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thank you for your service!

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 90 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 4 days ago

I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.

I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago

Both things could be true.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 4 days ago

Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 65 points 4 days ago (3 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago

That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 123 points 4 days ago (8 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?

You are one fucked up boy Ben

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 days ago (10 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck is he even talking about?

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Guys, it’s true, we do.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

I coukd fix her

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 24 points 4 days ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

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