I'll never see my lizards the same again.
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
966 points (97.0% liked)
Funny
9233 readers
2265 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
All of that is unholy because the Coca Cola company is pure shit.
It gets worse. They hired hitmen to kill trade union leaders in Colombia.
I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.
I am afraid your out of luck either way.
I have been straight up poisoned several times by improperly maintained soda fountains. I avoid them now.
🙂↔️
Well, I don't drink that bullshit so I couldn't care less.
Lime coke from those machines is delicious. Fight me.
Ginger lime diet coke is an abomination and I'm here for it.
❤️cloacas❤️
Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?
How are the buttons more hygienic?? A screen is much easier to clean or protect with plastic.
load more comments
(7 replies)
On the plus side, you can often position your cup in the often un-mixed stream to get more syrup.
This is why I always let the first second or so spray into the splash tray.
you can use pressurised air to clean the duct. Some verterbrates like to call it farts
I've never seen either of these machines irl.
You’ve never seen a pop fountain? They’ve got them in all kinds of restaurants and movie theaters. Do you not go out much?
Here in the UK when you go to a movie theatre, you're getting beer or wine. Maybe G&T if you're fancy.
Seems like you already go to a fancy cinema. I don't even think the cinemas I visited in the UK even had alcohol licenses.
Since when Vue is fancy?
I go to the movies once a week, but it's more of an arthouse place, where you're not bombarded at the entrance with sugary snacks and drinks. To give you an idea: I've never seen anyone eat popcorn there. I do go to restaurants but never to the likes of McDonalds and such, I imagine they would have these things? Perhaps they're also not that common in Europe?
I can guarantee a majority of restaurants have these in the back, there's no other efficient way to do it.
~~Cloaca~~ master orifice
It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.
Unlike my ex wife
I think the extra annoyance is counteracted by the gains in customizability IMO
Where else are you going to be able to get Peach Sprite or Vanilla Fanta?
load more comments
(12 replies)
load more comments
(17 replies)
That's rich coming from the "why not cum from where we pee?" Species
If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury
load more comments
(3 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
This hurts as someone who fixes both.
Confirm this for me. It's not one hole per drink on the first, isn't it? It's two per, since one is for the creamy thick syrup, the other is for fizzy water.
That's why you basically end up with soda water if the syrup is out.
That's correct, no?
view more: next ›