Does anyone know who the original creator is?
How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.
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Don't shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it
Brush them every few days or so and they're fine (that's overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em
Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I'd assume, but probably even more averse to water
Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.
Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.
And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.
Won't the goats just eat the blackberry bushes?
I was literally about to reply to them
Yeah, immediately and voraciously
They're hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won't eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable
Yeap, and they'll eat right through the "impenetrable" bushes like they're nothing, it's super impressive
What a goat! I assume they're responsible for the broken planter tray as well?
Also I didn't see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!
That was actually a plate that got accidentally left out and yeah, that little shit is the one responsible for it
I have more pics over at https://pixelfed.social/gamermanh - though I don't remember to post nearly often enough. Which is a good reminder to do so now, actually.....
Free trimming.
The wet brush didn't work for me, what others don't mention is the heat. A wet brush melts away quickly, Baphomet need specialized metal tooth comb (the kind you use with hell cats).
If you are good at metallurgy, you can identify the dirt substance and develop magma, specific to cleaning that particular thing.
Normally, just use Hellflame lvl10 and then brush off the ashes.
Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell
Goat Of All Time
Mfw the goat is goated
kelsiebru on IG?
i see this:
Thank you!
is there a version in English with the author's info attached? i want to share it with my English speaking friends, but not be a fuck about it.
i copy pasted the English language comic onto the info for you:
Hero!
hell yeah, thanks buddy.
Have they pet this goat yet
Yeah he was available to meet as part of the All 4 Kids foundation on several occasions.
When your demon becomes your holy guardian angel. ❤️🏵️
There's a manga where that's the original premise, except the summoner immediately asks the demon to marry him instead
I'd be interested in seeing it. Do you know the title?
Here's a link: https://m.fanfox.net/manga/my_new_devil_wife/
To be honest, it's a bit meh
Hi, thanks so much. I'll watch it this weekend, after silence shatters.
It doesn't matter if it's great or not. These types of fables tend to hold deep symbolic meaning. It floats my boat.
Noice
Goats sure are neat
Black Philip!
How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.
edit: You'd have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn't seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it's not possible is all I'm saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.
Maybe all goat variants?
We might need a simulator for this
Honestly that would go hard. The ending is a boss fight against baphomet where you climb him shadow of collosus style to give him pets.
AI helped me calculate
there is a problem there
Even ignoring that, the person in the comic knows magic. Do you not think there is a pet 1.7 million goats spell?