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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

You know, you only need to be around 5% smarter than the tool you are using to be successful with it. Humanity is right fuckered isn't it?

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.

There are consequences to being stupid.

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Once you get used to proper bias lighting, suddenly overhead lamps become insufferable. I don't know how people do it.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

you can make things feel much comfier with a well positioned cheap lamp

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what's bias lighting? i've never heard of it and if it works as a complete replacement to overhead lamps, i don't think looking it up showed me the right thing

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lights that you place behind things, like your bookshelf, TV/monitor, bedframe, etc. It's so much more cozy and inviting compared to direct lighting. Like the other person said, a simple cheap lamp works wonders.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But do they humm akin to angels like my long tubes of clinical white?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

That's mostly just indirect lighting.

Bias lighting is specifically lights that are placed behind screens to help reduce eyestrain from viewing a bright screen in a dark room.

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like "light pollution" but indoor.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 65 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.

[–] Alchalide@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or getting a high refresh rate monitor and not changing the refresh rate in your os.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Afaik fullscreen should bypass that one.

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[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.

They had a mechanic look at it, who said it was broken

There was a button to change the saturation and get the TV back to show colours

Edit: There and their

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/

[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I had something similar, except it was a blown fuse.

Granted, the fuse was soldered in place and you had to take it apart to get to it. But once it was replaced it worked perfectly. No idea why the fuse blew either, unless it was just defective.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago

this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 1 day ago

When you don't read the "friendly" manual.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I was gonna say “CFLs just plug into a normal socket, those don’t generally just ‘go bad’”

[–] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The text is about a halogen bulb, though, not a CFL. Those generally use flanged prongs.

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

idk if this is gay or fake, but it's funny as shit

[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

Anon has never heard of lamps, either.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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