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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 32 minutes ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 hour ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 minutes ago

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

[–] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 5 points 57 minutes ago

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

#1 looks like it's for kids.

#3 & #4 aren't dry-fined enough.

A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can't check).

[–] ree2@lemm.ee 3 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago
[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 45 minutes ago

For mouth comfort 5

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 minutes ago

the real answer

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

It's got a perfect head but the handle is waaaay too thick

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oooh, that’s hefty.

[–] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago) (1 children)

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Ideally, #3’s head on #1’s handle

This is the way.

[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 47 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago
[–] Spider89@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] exonode@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I agree to the fullest.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

It depends.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

...get that f*ucking plural-comma out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Apostrophe?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 36 points 4 hours ago

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

2, obviously

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

None of them are great, all too thin and probably have hard 90° edges from being stamped cheap metal, but maybe 2. Five can fuck off, too wide and trying to be a spoon, the rest are too narrow in the handle.

[–] recentSloth43@lemmy.world 41 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

2 is the only one with an acceptable handle!

[–] Zentron@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

And points are actually pointy

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago

Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
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