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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago
[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ADHD, don't care as long as it works.

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

How thick are they?

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 2 points 3 months ago

Depends on the knife.

[–] valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

5 and I know this because it's the fork that lives in my room at all times because it's my favorite fork and I don't like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It's my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It's the perfect fork.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

on this topic:

This is a cutlery model sold by a specific store chain here in sweden some decades ago, i fucking adore how simple and proletarian it is, it's absolutely ubiquitous even to this day.
Like IKEA things but cheaper and higher quality.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My grandparents had those! Think my moms got them in a box or something.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

tines of three, handle of five

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 3 months ago
[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago
  1. Small forks go faster.
[–] solarvetica@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like 1.

5 is one of the worst things ever created

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's probably made of that super light material, and if I use too big of a fork, I'll drop rice all over myself. Or get too big of a mouthful.

I'm glad someone on the internet finally figured out that we all have rules about forks. Every ND person I've met has a fork rule. My fiance (ADHD) and I (ADHD also) have two sets of silverware- one for him, and one for me, and then we have the weird loose ones from either set that were imperfect in meeting our demands.

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