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[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lucky! Mine are in my ears!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you've got yourself a deal, buddy!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

I will never be able to look at chickens the same

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

[–] Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

[–] coldaf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago

Enchickification

[–] the_man@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Egg-Shittification

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Where are the farmers tariffs?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What will they do with the money?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Dropshipping

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Spoil cocks

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 1 points 2 months ago

I'll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eggshittification

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!

[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I guess you got rent to pay.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

[–] davetapley@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @index@activitypub.ghost.org

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You would be too if someone cut you in half

[–] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was really mad last time that happened.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ehh, I've had worse.

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 0 points 2 months ago