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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well who is over serving them?

-department of liquor control, probably.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there's a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's 50%. They either live in Montana or not.

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don't. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don't. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

I could go on, but I'm already bored.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of course you got bored, rattling off statistical facts like that

[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Idk about of course, I wouldve pegged it at about a 50/50

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Rattling off complex statistics like that is my life.

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.