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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Consumer protection agency is unnecessary says companies known for ripping off consumers with lockin contracts, mid contract price hikes, actively preventing competition, false advertising, and failing to fulfil contracts.

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

You left out the part where we gave them a few billion to expand into rural areas. Instead of doing that, they pocketed the money and claimed it was "too hard".

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Murderer says investigating murders unnecessary

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Fox insists henhouse is safe.

[–] rodneylives@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

The Republican minority of the commission, probably.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Oh, Okay

— Broadband “industry”’s FCC bitch

[–] xenu@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

And as usual under our system, they will get their way.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm still wondering. Maybe it's one of those mysteries that mankind will never solve.