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[–] figjam@midwest.social 20 points 6 days ago

20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

1 (plus socks):

Also, who's out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 days ago (7 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

17

I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

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[–] cikano@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

18, id like to see a statistic of this

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[–] tartarin@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I don't sleep.

[–] Isa@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Nat 20

DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.

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[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] SuchThunder@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just socks, baby. Don't @ me.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes

[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] rirus@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

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[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
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[–] Rrrurboatlibad@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago
[–] the_abecedarian@piefed.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What, no formalwear option?

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[–] Sus_456@ani.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

[–] Batmaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

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