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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Select a unit and they shout out “MY LORD!” or something.

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

One of the things no one thinks about: the name of the paladin order in Warcraft II was the Knights of the Silver Hand. They were literally worshiping the cursor.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More work?

Off I go then

Yes milord?

WE NEED MORE GOLD

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Who wants to sing?

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Stylofox@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Dinky click sound

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Dungeon Keeper you could slap your minions with it

[–] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Same for the Black and White games!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago

I CANT WAIT FOR EU5 EU5 NOW NOW NOW NOW I WANT TO BE HYPER AUTISTIC ABOUT CREATING NEW REALMS I WANT TO MAKE A GREAT MOLDOVIAN STATE

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any custom, non-boring-ass arrow-shaped cursor really.

Though gauntlet ones are pretty sweet.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

No pain, no gain.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Easier than completing Monkey Madness.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gauntlets? we don't need no stinkin gauntlets!

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Loooved Dungeon Keeper back in the day.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

me too, which is why it had to be ruined by EA. if not them Ubisoft usually finds a way to do it.

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still salty about Westwood.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't forget Maxis and Bullfrog. and also Visceral. and Origin. and...

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda looks like the hand from Black & White, actually

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't imagine how I forgot that. The lineage is so clear

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

what's the point of a game if you can't slap a servant?

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

hearts of iron 4🔥🔥🔥

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 13 points 1 week ago

Slay the Princess comes to mind

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Honorable mention: The MapleStory white glove cursor.

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

Knights and Merchants!!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Carmageddon had a glove with the severed hand still in it. Just saying.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me, NESticle NES emulator had the same kind of thing.

Memories coming back...

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Witcher 1. One of my all time favorites!

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Extremely underrated game, even after it received popular sequels. I’m shocked nobody talks about the original Witcher game. I played it way after it was released in around 2017 and found it refreshing, like a slightly more modern classic RPG with actual classic game design, plus a few quirks (combat stances and so on).

The enhanced edition looks perfectly fine. I think I’ve hit the stage in my life where I care more about graphics looking cohesive and how the art style serves the game’s vibe than I care about garish post-processing and needlessly complex models and textures.

TW1, visually, has a sort of dreamy fantastical blandness with bursts of really cool visual interest. Isn’t that enough? Doesn’t that serve the concept of a video game well?

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I very much feel you brotha. One of the main things why me and my friends is that the Witcher 1 is one of few classics that have Czech dub. The catch is that it is a horrendously bad one for like 99% of the cast (I don't know what were voice actors smoking during recording). Me and my friends always laugh for at least 80% of the dialog in the game. It's absolutely amazing. Also same thing with Gothic 1 for english dub xD

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I instantly recognized UO and am ashamed.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

ooOOoooOooOo

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

No shame. Ultima Online is so great.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I recognize a few of these from Ultima :D

MIDI composition of Stones intensifies

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What an amazing throwback! I'll install this today when I get home

Thank you for posting

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about instead of that, a bastard sword

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Should say "anything where anything turns into anything"!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like a bloody skeleton hand? Or a burrito?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

A pointy nosed mouse

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The pure nostalgia I just got 😌

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Skeuomorphism

[–] Stylofox@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

Those were the days.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago