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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 33 points 2 days ago

Using the power of thirst for good i see

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

His response video at the end of the page is hilarious. I was kind of expecting a douchebag but he seems nice as hell

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s uh… a bit more focused on the “cougar” audience. Lots of stiff wood.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was refreshing to read that in the article. Here I am always thinking it's dumbass mid thirties divorced men like me falling for thirst traps but I'm glad it brings women into it as well

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I’m also a dumbass mid thirties divorced man, but this is definitely parching my thirsts.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Turns out there are no titties :(

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, taking the photos in the park focusing on that white Nike socks :)