this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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If you think about it, lemmy is also PoopWithFriends
I ain't your friend, pal.
I ain’t your pal, buddy.
But I am poopin’.
I ant your buddy, friend..
I am also poopin'.
I’m not your friend, guy.
But I am also poopin’.
I got my pants down but I ain't poopin'
Just dropping the kids off at the pool, myself
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
Ok tangent but c/superbowl is pretty great
I was almost afraid to go to that instance, considering what we were making jokes about... But I enjoyed that, they're all so cute! Thank you
Cats and dogs mark their territory with urine and poop.
So they think the toilet is you most holy place as you constantly mark only that space and nowhere else.
They want to be included in your inner sanctum.
I lock the door even when I'm home alone. I dont want any dogs, or toddlers, or even my wife in there. I'll go down to the basement, even. To the Shit Dungeon, my sanctuary.
My cat feels he's got to be invited in and demands I open the window so everyone and sundry can see me crap while he enjoys a nice breeze and wildlife voyeurism. Then while I'm mid-crap he decides we're done here and if I don't let him out prompto the whole house is gonna burn down.
Meanwhile if I don't let him in he's scratching up the door like he's trying to call 911 for a murder. Honestly don't know which is better but I guess my shits have gotten faster...
Ftr this wasn't better when we lived alone and I'd leave the door open. He'd just stand at the entrance yowling like he was reporting a fire. I have been informed by family his shits smell worse than mine so idk what he was complaining about. Especially cause when he craps he immediately tries to vacate the premises like he just left a bomb and a quick sashay out will save him from the shrapnel.
Meowww
Let me innnnnnnnnn
Why are you sitting in my pants, cat?
It's warm, partially enclosed, and smells like you.
Same thing applies to Chihuahuas
Dog's just watching your back so you don't get eaten by predators while doing your business.
This but with a toddler.
I like that the simbology of the cat drowning himself would kind of still hold
Simbalogy