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[–] fapfap@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

ITS NOT A TUNA!!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70dbbaec-1d4b-45fb-8a9b-44a3dc1b8fba.gif

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Love me a good tuna steak. I like to rub it with Cajun or Creole spices and quickly burn the shit out of the outside on cast iron. I get that skillet as hot as I can to maximize the amount of raw tuna.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To maximize the amount of raw tuna it's actually better to keep the skillet as cool as possible

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might have to try that sometime, though fish is pretty expensive

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See if there’s a fish market near you. The quality and prices are usually better than a grocery store.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

The ferry ticket costs a lot for that as it's all unloaded on the other side of the harbour. Ferry barely goes 200m and costs over £5 just for food passengers, you need to pay extra to bring a bike.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This pic gave me diarrhoea for a week

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

No, he was shitting out a diorama.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like I'm up 10 cents in one of those jokes where it's weird that it happened twice.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah those are definitely properly cooked tuna steaks lol

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago

And it's working.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm too drunk to realize this is satire

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Speedrun Anytoilet shitless run

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's tuna, not salmon.

Tunaella

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can do that perfectly safely with chicken IF you cook it sous vide first. You could run it at 130F for about four hours before grilling it, and it would still look very raw, although the bacteria would all be dead.

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anyone like rare chicken though? Like, I've had rare chicken on accident several times and it's nasty.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, I agree; makes me gag, and that takes some real effort.

I'm not saying I would want to, just that you can.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

or if you get chicken from a country that vaccinates them, lol

like it's still not a good idea, better safe than sorry, but like honestly i think it's not something a healthy person should worry about even if your chicken isn't vaccinated.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t salmonella survive under 140°F

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Honestly, it's hard to find information about exact temperatures versus times. Usually the temperature that's being used is the temp needed to immediately kill all solmonella bacteria, which is--depending on your source--145F-165F.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

My tummy hurts.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Cooked by Chef Sal from Manila.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meh, Chicken Tartare or go home

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I haven't had chicken tartare yet but I had one made out of bear meat

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wendigoposting

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Found RFKs account.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Besides color as it was darker than beef I had difficult time to tell it apart since it was mixed with chopped garlic and onion. I guess it was a bit more chewy and stringy than beef

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're saying you could bearly notice the difference?

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I know this game. It's a cake! Nobody is that dumb right?

...Right?

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chicken sashimi is a thing in Japan. It's slightly cooked on the outside.

https://youtu.be/U6rVZng-AnY

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And several people die from it each year. The chicken is meant to be sterile and safe. Chicken can be sushi grade like fish can be. But cross contamination, careless handling or use of non-sushi grade meat can make it extremely dangerous. I really can't stress enough that IF you were going to try it, you should only do so at a very high quality restaurant with an experienced chef, and even then, you should be very very careful.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i would moreso say that you simply should not ever eat raw meat (and honestly try to cook most things you eat) if you're not 100% confident in your immune system

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know why but I really don't like tuna steak, but tuna sushi I'm fine with. Maybe I just haven't had a good tuna steak

[–] merrickal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve only had a perfectly seared tuna steak, once. Tasted fine and didn’t make me sprint to the bathroom to fire all cylinders either.

But a lot of restaurants that I’ve been to rarely know how to cook steak medium rare without killing me, let alone tuna.

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago