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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The problem here is those farmers will now want to charge more. Even though their labor cost just went down.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

unless they need to hire someone qualified to handle their administrative duties.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"I hate black people unless they work on my plantation" - GOP voters

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, that's too bad. ANYWAY . . .

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

"I voted to get kicked in the balls and I must say that I was shocked when I got kicked in the balls."

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

So you are... Checks notes 2200 miles away from the border. I feel like even if we disregard them voting for trump and just judge them based on that being their main voting issue, they're dumb as fuck, aren't they?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 hour ago

The guy is worried about gangs, yet lives in rural Vermont. What a fucking idiot.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

Never understimate the power of bigotry as a political motivator, in particular among the uneducated. Trump and his oligarch cronies certainly doesn't.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump, the recent crackdown has prompted a deeper reckoning within his community

Umm, okay, no sympathy then. Burn.

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 hours ago

Imagine being so dedicated to a politician/political party that you’re no willing to make a change that costs you 0$ to save your family business

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

This is exactly when the interviewer should have looked right in their eyes and said "so you didn't learn a goddammit thing" then "enjoy your udders" then left.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

These maga fuckers deserve all the worst

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 8 hours ago

"We voted for racism, not poverty and hard work! We don't want these jobs - they're for the spi... I mean for those people." --MAGA.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

oh no, you lost access to the people you were viciously exploiting because of your racism?

well boo fucking hoo

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 hours ago

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 49 points 9 hours ago
[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

Guess who he will vote for next election. Nothing like repeatedly jamming a stick in your spokes.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 71 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

You're the cow now, Trump milks these rubes who don't care what he says or does until it affects them.

This article is focusing on the wrong issue, forget the "woe-is-me-poor-farmer" BS. The real tragedy is the countless workers, ya know the ones that ACTUALLY do the labor that are jobless for justifiable fear of being called a terrorist invader and get a trip to an El Salvadorian prison.

Boo hoo, the workers you were exploiting can't work. Too fucking bad. Do it yourself at 4 AM, it's quite literally and explicitly what you voted for.

Is America finally great again ya fuck?

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

I agree with you about what the real issue is. That said, this kind of article is important. Remember that MAGA can't empathize with someone unless they identify with that person. To MAGA, the struggles of immigrants are unimportant so focusing on them is targeting the wrong audience if we want to change minds. Highlighting the struggles of people MAGA can identify with might actually be able to change some minds.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 4 hours ago

Dude, the guy in the interview said he would vote for trump again anyway, no amount of identification will help those kind of people.

Just hope they have the day they voted for, and bless their heart.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 4 hours ago

The UK did the same thing just a few years ago and got the same results. The farmers and conservatives complained about it in the same words and tone. People were saying this exact scenario would happen in the USA. That's all dismissed as fear mongering and they voted for it anyway, getting the same results and complaining in the same way. It's stupidity playing on repeat.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They can't empathize with people period. Even when it's one of their own. This will not trigger empathy in any other magas.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

May you have the life you voted for.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

Fuck this guy and his farm.

[–] Primax@lemmy.world 208 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

You have to be a unique kind of stupid to profit from illegal labour and vote to have illegals deported.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

Yea but like that one trans athlete won a race and the bitch that finished 5th was blonde so like, cant have that

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, they have been targeted very precisely with a military psychological operation that is explicitly geared to striking fear into the vulnerable and building poor political choices off of that fear.

Yes, they're incredibly arrogant, violent, and stupid, but MAGA (and it's prequel; Brexit) works off of fear and not much else. Maybe if they really like country music I guess that could be a thing. Or flags. It sure as hell doesn't work off of reason or logic, obviously.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Nah, farmers would vote for Satan if he had a GOP endorsement.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 83 points 13 hours ago

Not unique, unfortunately, but very common.

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[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 121 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 62 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

They have imagined a threat (there isn't one) so they can imagine they are in danger or persecuted (they aren't), so they can imagine they deserve a savior (they don't), who they imagine Donald Trump to be (he most definitely isn't one).

I'd say it's a cult, but I doubt most cults even require this level of mental gymnastics.

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[–] noride@lemm.ee 80 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

Fixing the border... You mean... The thing that statistics clearly show was being fixed by the Democrats?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 18 points 11 hours ago

So did this Make America Great Again?

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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