I wish I was that pole
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.
She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.
Tarzan did it first
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.
Not super related but how do you think Tarzan shaves? And why would he shave if he wants to be more like the gorillas? I would expect at a minimum he has a beard like fresco jesus
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.
That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?
is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?
if she fart do chat goon?
Bung Fu Grip
Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
Don't skip cheek day
As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.
Mind the Gap!
We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT
Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks
Eins A Scheißepfosten
In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.
Got his water bottle in a strategic place...
nasty and inconsiderate
exactly!