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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

The superior Dune don't @ me

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

The sixth sense, haley joel osment

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 5 days ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Apocalypse Now. Keep Sheen human and everyone else become Muppets.

I need to see the napalm/surfing scene with Muppets.

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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Willie's Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Django unchained, Django.

It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The Death of Stalin where Stalin is the only human.

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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.

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