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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

Gemini needs to stop edging me

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Glados, is that you?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂

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