Edit: of course this is satire. The power of the reading comprehension devil grows stronger every day 😢
Only a couple of hours to get a snack! You'll burn off the calories as you get home!
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Ok. I live in a car centric city but never have lived where I couldn't walk to a corner store. Even out in the suburbs when I was a kid, we could walk to the store, the library too.
Not to say there aren't house farms in the exurbs, ringed by impossibly wide and fast roads. But it's not so prevalent that you can't avoid it.
I agree on zoning - there's an empty lot a couple houses down, and another on the river, wouldn't it be nice if I could build a pub so people didn't drive to the bar? But truly, there are 3 gas stations/corner stores within a mile of our house, 4 barbershops, restaurants, 2 laundromats, a tattoo shop, a pharmacy, all without crossing any road with more than 2 lanes and 25mph speed limit. We just got a taqueria too, it's so good! I just want a neighborhood bar because I hate hate driving somewhere for a drink!
And bring local pubs to America! Turn one of those shitty little McMansions into an Alehouse every eight square blocks and you've just solved drunk driving!
Not alcoholism and domestic violence though
Pff, like anyone considers those to be "problems" /s
I'm not sure if this Mason guy is being serious or not
Do American suburbs not have the concept of a "corner shop"? Somewhere you can grab some basics by walking there in 5 to 10 minutes?
No because they’re quite literally illegal in most neighborhoods. This is starting to change but developers don’t want to do anything different or innovative so they’re still rolling out the same moronic plans we have for the past however many decades.
They basically only exist in more urban areas, not suburbs. And, as someone else mentioned, they mostly sell garbage.
No. They exist, but they basically only have beer, cigarettes, chips, and candy. No actual food.
They're also very badly overpriced.
Yes we have that concept. We just don't often have that reality.
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I walked 3 miles today and carrying groceries in a plastic bag fucking exhausted me
They have to go 7.4 miles just to buy an energy drink and come back
You'd think the people living in this 'walkable' neighbourhood would end up starving and being underweight ... when in fact they all just end up overweight with diabetes and heart disease
I live in an apartment building. The liquor store is on the ground floor.