My school district is WAY smarter than this, all the teachers and staff just start saying the words more than the kids do until they think it's corny.
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Making lists like that is authoritarian and won't work. Making the words worthless works
Maybe this is why republicans watch child porn so they think it's corny and nobody else does it anymore.
I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.
Unironically started saying hella after life is strange made me cringe out of my fucking seat when the characters say it.
Reclaim it like slurs. Lmfao
I have been saying "groovy" for as long as I have been aware that the word existed, and that's early 70s
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I can imagine that working, actually.
As a teacher, I can attest that it works beautifully.
"Ill bless you Youngins🥷 with the Rizz🔥 your gonna need for the low 🔑test on Monday, no cap 🧢💯!!!"
Students, I'm a total baka hentai amirite?
Guys??
Can we get a date on this? I don’t see skibidi or sus. And I’m most surprised to see the youths embracing finna
Skibidi isn't on the list because no one unironically says skibidi. If you think they are, they're trolling you.
Based on my experience in the NE U.S., this list is current.
Bruh, on God I'm not even gonna cap - you're being such a sigma male with that low key bussin mood, but say less about the rizz because you're doing too much with that type shit. Gucci fit, and I love that for you, but it's giving major gyatt energy, so no cap, that's high key straight fire, baka!
Demerits for misuse of "say less" and "baka". Other than that, high marks!
"Say less" is etymologically tied to "say no more". It is possible that I am wrong about "baka", because I'm an otaku, but I presume they're using it in the anime way, and not just completely divorcing it from its actual meaning. I might be giving them to much credit.
So “on God” means like “on God’s authority” or “for reals”?
It’s short for “I swear on god”
start listing them out continuously untill you get expelled
hastily scribbles fetch on the board
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Inappropes
I hate finna more than all the others.
it's AAVE, not made up, and there's literally no reason why "gonna" should be more legit. it's the exact same construction.
I mean it's as made up as any other slang
why do i never hear someone bitch about "gonna" then
None of those words will make me like it.
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If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I'm having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs
The principal is getting a 3 hour tense but polite discussion on prescriptivism vs descriptivism and he's going to be defending descriptivism whether he likes it or nor and he's going to lose the entire while being simply unable to hangup. This will never happen again.
You doin too much
Love that for you
Why?
Also, you can't stop language from changing. Change is certain. We don't talk like people 100 years ago and that's a good thing.
Those are phrases that get repeated verbatim as responses, which is the hypothetical reason they might be included on this (maaaaybe fake?) list. I'm actually slightly tired of them too, I have a couple students that really overuse them as responses to everything.
...Though I'd never be dumb enough to tell them that.
Yeah making a list like this deserves doubling down on that kind of slang.
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Love that for you
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Kids are gonna kids
I don't understand what teachers think a "banned words list" is gonna accomplish except being the new target of bored kids/teens
(Unless they're just tired of hearing it, but this isn't a good solution imo)
Literally 1984
Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!
How did all of this brain damage manifest itself?
This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".
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