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What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

One ping only.

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

You've lost another submarine?

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The line must be drawn here!

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You broke your little ships.

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[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Aaaadriaaan!

[–] tartarin@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

"Don't mess with the Jesus."

[–] eistari@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good news, everyone!

[–] Loucypher@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah Futurama

[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your clothes are red!

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[–] mantorok@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

No ticket.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

“This town needs an enema”

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[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.

[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds Swedish.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's the one I remember lol

edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"This is no time to talk about time, we don't have the time!"

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[–] waka@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!

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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, have some.

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"Now this is happening"

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I thought it was "So long and thanks for all the fish"?

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[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am steve

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

"STEVE!"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

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