Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
351 points (94.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
32858 readers
5094 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
"The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse."
"Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies."
"And he's afraid of shiny things"
and has no control over his bowels.
Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you "horse man"?
Horseman: let's go back to my place and I'll show you...
...later, in the horse cave...
Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
Fangirl: ^let^ ^me^ ^get^ ^my^ ^saddle^
Cute
Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?
Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.
Not sure but I think the joke is that you expect a punchline but then it's just radiation poisoning
I agree
Horses aren't real, but if they were I'd want them to get radiation poisoning
I knew about birds and giraffes but horses shocked me ngl
It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it
it's ok to not get radiation poisoning
Everyone is focusing on the radiation. But if you used depleted uranium is wat denser than iron so horse shoes made or uranium would last a lot longer but also be way heavier.
Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give him a lick.
He tastes just like raisins.
This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation
I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about "hiring from within." Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?
Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin... Goodcorp doesn't do that. And they're good. It's in their name. That's, like, crazier than... Something that's crazy.
bad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he's bad
he rides across the nation
a thoroughbred of sin
he got the application
that you just sent in
we're focusing our business
and hiring from within
there's currently no vacancies
within our evil agency
bad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he's bad
the evil league of evil
is downsizing you see
although we are still interested
in your CV
so please keep it updated
and keep your schedule free
you'll be the first
to know of course
we'll keep in contact!
signed bad horse
No
:3
Talk about a hot foot!
Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?
No, being detailed, venom is a toxic substance that a living organism evolved to both produce and actively deliver by a specialised biological structure such as fang, stinger, or barb.
Poison is ingested, inhaled or most importantly to this, absorbed.
Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?
Sounds like Garrett....