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Trump: China you gotta do something! You are, after all, my best friend.

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hilarious.

Trump attacks Iran

Iran shuts down oil

Markets crash

Who could have predicted this?

Anyone interested in stealing from YOUR retirement account through market manipulation

This is all part of the plan of men smarter than the pissbag

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

they are trying to crash everything. they will be dead within the next year or so and do not want us to live either.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trump: “There should be no consequences for my actions.”

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

There never have been before 🤷‍♂️

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Trump: starts a war

Also Trump: Don't retaliate!

Attacked country: retaliates

Trump: surprised pikachu

[–] teft@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

If I were China I would tell him to pound sand since he's been being bellicose about china in the panama canal. Also they're friendly with Iran so Iran could just let chinese flagged ships through and attack anyone else.

Maybe marco should have tried harder to convince mushroom dick into not joining a fucking war just because bibi asked him to.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking-A... How mentally challenged is the US to ask this of the country they declared a trade war against???

Trump's Art of the Deal involves lots of getting on his knees.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump has never seen a crayon he thought tasted gross

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Even the green ones?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok so like if China did do that, whats in it for them?

Also, if the price of oil spikes will that cause a market crash that crashes the housing bubble? Seems like this might be a entirely-too-fucked-up way to make housing affordable again.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump will do one of his deals and trade Taiwan sovereignty for access to oil.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Xi could present Trump a map of the middle east with Taiwan moved off the coast of Oman and negotiate for uncontested seizure of Taiwan within a week

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago