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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They also can extremely clingy to their feeders in captivity. Like they will climb up on your arms with their tentacles and just hold it.

(For them it means they are “tasting” you because they taste with tentacles).

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh and they also squirt water at people sometimes! Some say it’s because they don’t like those people but I haven’t seen much suggesting that is true. It might actually be getting their feeder’s attention or just a sign of boredom.

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If we could figure out a way to make it so they didn't die when they had sex, they'd probably rule the ocean.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not all of them do, and the real problem is that the typically only live about six years anyway. That’s probably the bigger problem to solve.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s all that rage and hatred they have towards other fish driving them to an early grave.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True. Anger and stress usually lead to a lower life expectancy.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The point I was trying to make, though, is from some paper I read a couple of decades ago. Sorry, I can’t reference it, but it basically said that, once a species, such as ours, reaches a certain point of life expectancy, they can then start building what is basically considered, “legacy“.

Basically, we now live long enough that we understand that, for us to have any concept of long-term survival, we must make and build things that outlive us in both physically and conceptually.

That’s when they can start building empires because they stick around long enough to create culture and society and then civilization, because we’re finally living beyond a couple of generations, and we have a vested interest in passing down all of what we know and what came before that type of multi general preservation is what creates a culture.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Like Orcas - still not seeing their sea cities though, but they pass on knowledge and grandma stays around teaching, although she can't produce offspring anymore

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I call checks and balances

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or less, depending on species.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. Some only live between six months and two years!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mario Kart 2^6^ over here!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Good luck throwing shit underwater you crustacy assholes

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago