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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] makyo@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I prefer the Freddie Mercury one because he looks more pleased about it.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Good example of how cutting in video footage decides what story it tells

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Be careful with puns on Lemmy, there isn't mushroom for error.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

"Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. Golden Glove Dick! I've got a Golden Glove for a penis!"

laughter

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's got a small mushroom between his mushroom legs

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Relative to leg girth, that thing is massive.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My sister used to say “skinny guys get all the cock,” which I have not yet seen disproven in 15+ years of sexual activity primarily with men (though I’m generally skeptical about things like that). She’s married now and has toned it down, so she hasn’t said it in a while, but her husband is skinny.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Accurate in my experience too tbh

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not a bone or anything really constrained, it's a vascular organ. Which is to say that the correlation makes complete sense and anyone who regularly incorporates a lot of aerobic exercise into their life will likely have a larger penis then those that don't.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have always interpreted it more like people with a build like Zach woods, not just people who exercise. And in my sexual history, the skinny ones were all smokers, which has got to have an impact.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”

“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have a cousin with a dingdong like that. Super pale with a bright pink toadstool tip.

Haha, when we were kids I caught him doing his thing a few times. He did this odd thing like he was starting a fire with a stick.

So bizarre. Enjoy the mental image.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] makyo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Risky click

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

I thought this was going to be from that mushroom sub I keep seeing occasionally in my all feed lately.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what they say about a man with big feet...

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Big mushroom cap warmers?

[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago