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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn't stop me tho

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Someone explain this bullshit?

Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use "the voice" which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.

In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says "my wife" is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I say this to myself every day

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven't & don't), this context is shit, so I can't?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well that doesn’t help either of us

[–] 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 99 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Closest one, the two you replied to aren't even close.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's divorce.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer's house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson's performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a "slut" and a "whore." Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah, she's supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he's won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn't "show" anything because that's for him only.

Be a sex icon, but chastely.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It worked out better for her. Seems that she's grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don’t think being a sex symbol is something you need to grow out of, but you absolutely need to grow out of relationships where you get slut shamed and I’m glad she did.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Didn't she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Her first husband, yes

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don't remember how it actually sounds.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Even worse they say "the wife." I've met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

Up there with people who use "female" far too much. Especially "females."

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The only way you can use "female" in that way is ironically and rhyming with "tamale"

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 20 points 2 days ago

At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

[–] MycarHolmes@quokk.au 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did you really, though? Like, you actually said it?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Single greatest reason to get married.

Fus Roh Divorce!

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I always hear Doug Benson doing it

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Say it with me, "My wife has an inner ear infection."

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sorry but can you explain?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not living up to your username there

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I love her enough to drop the bit.

She’s really that amazing.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you give me some examples, because from the wikipedia page it looks like he donated for lots of charities and is/was pro-vaccines, the worst that I found was that he called for the release of all hostages taken by Hamas.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Morality is the wisest policy". Shimon Peres was one of the world's great optimists. A man who fought for peace and very nearly achieved it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK45-MkgRv-/

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Peres was part of the governments that established the first illegal settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank following the 1967 war that have swallowed so much of Palestinian land, and he was against giving up any of the conquered territory throughout the 1970s. In 1982, he initially supported the war against the Palestinian Liberation Organization in Lebanon led by the then Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin. The Israeli invasion later resulted in the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian refugees at the camps of Sabra and Shatila in Beirut. But Lebanon did not see the last of Peres. In 1996, as prime minister of Israel, he presided over the disastrous Israeli attack on a U.N. base at Qana, which killed 106 civilians sheltering there.

https://time.com/4511494/shimon-peres-legacy/

He's also close friend of Lee Kern, writer and another Islamophobic Zionist.

Not to mention his ridiculous portrayal of Muslims as backward racists in Borat.

He has also never once criticised Israel for how they have historically and are currently killed Palestinians.


Edit

Forgot to mention how he portrayed a Palestinian NGO worker as terrorist.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Of all the Israeli politicians, Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin also got closest to an actual peace. Being positive about Peres doesn't make SBC a Zionist, it makes him naive at worst.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a hard time believing that

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Well you're free to do your own research.

Look up Jaime Lee Curtis too while you're at it.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Well this is a bummer to hear... Zionist dickheads are THE WORST

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always think of the lpotl version of "my wife"

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I can hear Henry's sweat

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He is retired? My brother Bilo...