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Putin under pressure to declare war on Ukraine, but experts say Russia isn't ready (kyivindependent.com)

submitted 3 days ago by MrMakabar@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I almost forgot this whole time it was just a 'special operation' 🤦

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

3 days max, lol.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I- H- ....what?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep... 350,000 people have died in a police action.

Not-war never-not changes.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yep... 350,000 people have died in a police action.

I can practically smell Republicans' collective boner

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Dilemma: declare war or just keep the state-sponsored terrorism going and pretend to be a civilized country?