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This toilet looks eerily Roman.
Okay I've done this before. I was at a scout camp and there was a wooden box with two holes next to each other. We all laughed at it.
Well, wasn't so funny when we got food poisoning that night. I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening. We've never spoken about it, but we sat there in misery together that fateful night, silence, only broken by the sweet sounds of bad beef exploding, and "pass the tp"
I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening.
How I imagined you at the end of it:
Uhhh yes let's go with that
Brotherhood
This is basically how urinals work, so why not?
Aye, I could do that.
Is this PvP or PvE?
PvP is the toilets facing each other.
Depends on whether you're playing Battleshits.
It comes in handy when you're so sick, you have to puke and poop at the same time.
Gotta keep a plastic bag by the toilet, just in case.
Not close enough. You'd either get puke splattered all over one toilet or shit splattered all over the other.
My frat house was like this and we all just got used to it. Brotherhood!
This is an extremely American perspective, but I don't care if people see me shitting as long as they don't touch me while I'm doing it.
One of them better bring the toilet paper.
"Only if we can hold each other's dicks."