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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'll take the kill-bots. We just have send waves upon waves of men until the kill-bots hit their maximum kill count.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Wait, what if the kill bots' kill count is an unsigned integer? Then we just need to make the bot unkill someone to get an underflow!!!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I could swear this was from futurama and some quote from brannigan?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 4 days ago

It is from Captain Brannginan Futurama. I changed it a tad to make it fit.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

Did someone mention Russia?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Zeppelin attacks: Robert Plant chasing me with a crowbar

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

All hail our new Zeppelin overlords!

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this an alphabet or a bingo card?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

Yes and we are 1/2 way there at least

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

Let's not sell Insect Overlords short. They've been aroubd for 350 million years, they must know something.

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately there are a few too many young men who think that all looks "fun." They've been playing at all those scenarios in video games their whole lives, and now they want the real thing.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The thing about games and movies is they never talk about what you eat or where you shit it out. Hell, even history classes omit that information and I think that even just those two things alone would really curb a lot of the “appeal” that war and stuff has.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I enjoyed reading John Keegan's "The Face of Battle" bc among other things it talked about 3 different battles as they must have been experienced by the common soldier. iirc the night before Waterloo they slept in wet fields and ofc didn't have time to change, before Agincourt they likely had to "relieve themselves" right where they stood and many had diarrhea (and some couldn't even take off their armor to do so!) soldiers were often hungry and thirsty and exhausted, etc.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

Most casualties and deaths, especially during the age of trench warfare (1850s-1910s) were caused by bad hygiene and conditions for soldiers. Who knew living day in, day out, in humid mudholes with rationed food could be problematic?

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Fuckin’ Quad Tanks…

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

Yearly floods are a natural feature of some river systems.