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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

More jazz hands to distract media attention from the Epstein scandal

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The reply here would be to post an AI video of Trump leading several young girls into the Oval office and locking the door.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Oh so it’s ok for him to use AI to spread lies but if anyone else has made one with him with his hand on a 13 yr old it’s suddenly an offence.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Goddamn golden age of cinema with all the projection going on.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

Sorry Trump your still a Pedo.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I switched from calling him Trumpler to Trumpstein. I know it's petty, but I'm only calling him names while he's building concentration camps and "enjoying little secrets."

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

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