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    [–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

    Demon: What the fuck, how to I install Chrome, what the heck is a tar gz? Fuck this I'm out

    [–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

    there are other demons? and they're invisible?? What if they grow superteeth on my CPU teeth? dot deb? how do I run a dot deb? "man top"? "man mount"??

    fucking hell looking up manual pages kills me every time. i run mint btw

    [–] communism@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

    I mean, the graphics card issue sounds like a Windows virus to me, so probably would be fixed with a Linux install.

    [–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

    Sounds like something windows would do…

    [–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

    The demon is Microsoft's AI

    [–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

    Clippy sharpened to a spike

    [–] the_q@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago

    sudo apt purge demon -y

    [–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

    May the power of Ubuntu Christian Edition compel him!

    https://distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=ubuntuce

    [–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

    Your computer wants to be possessed by Daemons sir

    [–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

    Daemons > demons

    [–] rikudou@lemmings.world 12 points 4 days ago

    Because Linux is so effective that the GPU temperature tops at 69, which is nice.

    Hail satan! Linux FTW

    [–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

    Tell me it wouldn't work, though!

    LOOK ME IN MY FACE! I bet you can't.

    [–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

    This is true because Linux users know that daemons are something that you can rein in and perhaps restart on occasion.

    [–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    They should install Linux. Arch is the only way to make a demon leave your computer and never return.

    [–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

    The machine spirit yearns for linux

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