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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] waitaminute@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Disagree. She needs to behave herself. He needs to behave himself. I want to behave myself. They need to behave themselves. We need to behave ourselves. It needs to behave itself.

So yeah. Can be done.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Those are all examples of the subject behaving themselves, not some else

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Actors aren't real they're a deep state psyop

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As in “nobody acts like you”?

Or as in “nobody’s words but your own words can guide your behavior”?

Or as in “nobody but you can describe your own behavior”?

Something else?

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think its referring to the phrase "Behave yourself" - who else am I gonna behave?

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Which is why I often look at my 6 year old son and just say “Behave!”

He knows who I’m talking about.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, exactly

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm talking about the phrase "behave yourself". In the English language, there is no such thing as behaving someone else, only behaving yourself. I don't know if there's another language where "behave someone else" makes linguistic sense

[–] avattar@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about this phrase: "Make sure you daughter behaves herself"

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

The daughter is behaving herself, not behaving someone else. In English, we don't say "behave your daughter"

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Behave yourself, or I'll come over there and behave you the hard way.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"If you don't behave, I'll make you behave!" - My mom

Also the phrase "Behave your child."

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I have never heard that phrase

[–] tychosmoose@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Per Etymonlone: In early modern English it also could be transitive, "to govern, manage, conduct."

Comport seems similar in both meaning and reflexivity.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I can also behave _my_self

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

I made sure he was well behaved

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This has "I'll shit your pants" energy

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'd argue tranqilizing someone is a form of "behaving" another person

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

In spanish it could be translated as "comportarse"

Yo me comporto Tú te comportas Ella se comporta Nosotros nos comportamos Vosotros os comportáis Ellos se comportan.

I think they are called reflexive verbs. Because they have to be conjugated with reflexive pronouns.

If not it would be.

Yo comporto Tu comportas Ella comporta ...

Which sounds weird as hell. So I suppose you are right also in Spanish.