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Holy fuck they made that look easy

The finish actually was impressive

Gregoritsch is literally Pele

Nagelsmann out... Muller in

Time to sub in Kane and Tel... oh wait.

I'd be completely fine with us failing and having to rebuild the NT from scratch if only we weren't hosting that darn tournament.

This match made me lose my appetite and I don’t have any spare containers for the food. DFB you will pay

Austria fans singing Oh Wie Ist Das Schön :(

It’s been this way for a while, but the international break just ruins everyone’s good form at Bayern

NO NATIONAL TEAM FOR MONTHS! REJOICE!

Nagelsmann got fucking schooled by Rangnick today! I am so happy that we don’t have to keep up with this disasterclasses from Nagelsmann anymore lol

We absolutely dominated the Germans over the whole match it was kinda embarrassing! You guys are lucky you didn’t conced five goals lol

Edit: Gündogan throwing Sane under the bus in the first sentence lol

And what was this weird stuff with Rüdiger being captain

At this point no coach in the world could put them into a good form, thats what it feels like.

Honestly dunno what can fix this. Theres just too many players simply playing bad.

It’s terrible look that Gnabry who was recently injured and doesn’t even play consistently (not to mention he hasn’t been in good form for ages) gets to start over someone like Hofmann, who has been great this season, in a game like this.

At least the Austrian player got booked too. Grabbed the back of Leroy’s neck it looked like

Nagelsmann is definitly not it.

NAGELSMAN telling trap to fake it. Sry im stoned

There'll be less public viewing in germany during the EC than during the lockdown at this point.

The whistling is intense at the subs

letting this fraud henrichs take freekicks. im out

this team has no confidence and no chemistry...

Dear DfB, do what you always have done, produce defenders that prioritise defending, central midfielders that can run a game, and strikers that stay in the penalty box and finish. It is that simple. We had the cheat code, and we gave it up to be trendy and produce a team of knock off Spain players.

Damn this is so hard to watch

3rd coach, 40th player, same bad performance. What’s going on?

GOOOOLAAAACOOOOOOOO

wow they are cooking us

Nice

Embarrassing

what are hummels and rüdiger even doing XD

it's joever

Hummels mit der Subotic Gedächtnisgrätsche.

Nice shot by Kimmich

Hey, good corner!

Time to score 4 in 12 minutes, I choose delusion

Good game by ~~Pele~~ Gregoritsch

LMAO bro what is this football. My goodness

Trapp is our best player

Trapp motm

Can we just quickly un-sticky this thread and try to forget this match ever happened?

Yeah you can bring Guardiola, Klopp, Tuchel, whatever name you tell me and this won't work, never thought I'd say this but most of german players rn are not that good.

Alter ich kann nicht mehr

Ehrlich

we should've played Andorra and Isle of Man

Excited to see the positive outcome of this imminent meltdown.

Also when you watched that Leipzig guy score the 2nd goal…i was thinking, why don’t we have a forward who can do that :(

I've always thought that Toni Kroos was quite smart, but that he called it quits after being used as the official scapegoat for the bad performance in the World Cup 2018 and the last European Championship shows that he's a goddamn genius.

Maybe Jogi Löw saw the writing on the wall and wanted to save Müller and Hummels the embarassment to have to play with this feckless team, too by no longer nominating them.

If they have Posch can we have Becks?

Part of me was rooting for Alaba anyhow.

Bleibt nur zu hoffen, dass bei den iPads auf der deutschen Bank ein bisschen Akku bleibt, um in der Kabine wenigstens noch den Flug der Graugänse schauen zu können

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As if Euros prospects couldn’t get any worse just remember that half the time we’ll be playing in neon pink kits

At least Gündogan isn't sugarcoating how awful this team and the situation is.

At some point there needs to be an eradication of the youth system and replace just about everybody, starting from the management side.

Bet Leroy Sane can't wait to get back to Bayern