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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago
[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You won't regret using a rotisserie chicken as a bookmark.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

The lingering aroma wouldn't let you forget, either.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a gateway to baked turkey bookmark

No, too wet, must deep fry.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I fucking chew it

[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When reading a book from the library I normally use a fish. The change in olfactory intensity is the perfect reminder to bring it back in time.

Fish are a good choice, but im partial to cetaceans of all kinds.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, but have you seen the price of rotisserie chickens lately? I'm not made of money.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Where are you France? They're a loss leader in most grocery stores in the US.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, here we have an alumnus of the Unseen University.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Possibly even faculty

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't have money? Try using ~~guns~~ nukes instead

[–] ArrowMax@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

SCP-5031, we understand your distinct preference for rotisserie chickens and will ensure a suffient supply thereof.

Regrettably, rotisserie chickens are in fact not the answer to everything.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Finally, a solution to this problem

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Eww, not a big fan to randomly have dead chickens in my feed :c

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I‘m more worried about the "cooking skills" of that person. That poor bird looks dryer than the Saharan desert. Look at that skin… less temperature, more time.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whqt kind of dead animal do you prefer?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

None, why would I want any?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Uh, to mark where you were in your book? Some of us like to read things in order over multiple sittings.

I know, crazy.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Things another chicken would say

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Now I am hungry