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no one gives a shit about the fish man

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YEAH HERE WE GO

Ferg!!!

I wish we could invoice CBS for not providing the product of broadcasting the NFL game

How do you punt where Ron did and have a job tomorrow? What a bitch

Yeah here we go sounds like something s pop Warner QB would say pre snap

Rayne Dakota Prescott is the name of a Delta Gamma sorority sister not an NFL qb

Dak and cheese

I think Sam Howell is overrated. If he was as good as these talking heads say, Washington would have a winning record, like Stroud with Houston. I see a slightly better version of Jameis Winston, that’s it.

But sure, pay the man, just like the Giants with Danny Dimes. Eagles and Cowboys fans are loving it.

Charles Leno is seemingly a really good person and I respect that.
Charles Leno the starting Left Tackle, however, is absolutely awful. That is a first down if the cross has another half second to develop but Leno got absolutely dominated.

not going for it there? what did they do to riverboat ron

Howell has been running for his life.

Green screen action films are just bad

not excited by this aquaman - at least show more amber heard titties

We go from Dan Campbell to going for it on literally any 4th down scenario. To Riverboat Ron punting it on 4th and shorts where they'd go for it in 1997.

Thanksgiving football baby.

Cowards

You see Bobby, sometimes Football is a game of field position.

Nothing says "I hate my kids" like raising them to be Cowboys fans

2nd and 2 on the Dallas 44 and you throw the ball twice and then punt.

Sometimes the playcalling in the NFL is genuinely mindblowing.

Cowboys D will score at least 1 TD in this game.

Rowboat Ron

Andy Reid is a treasure

What was Parsons Pie supposed to be? Pecan Pie?

Andy carries those commercials.

I specifically remember on Monday night where one ad has Eli playing a pretend Aquaman as a bedtime story to his kid, which was pretty sweet and wholesome and whatnot.

Then the actual Aquaman trailer played next, and literally started with the whole “IM GOING TO KILL HIS FAMILY AND RUIN HIS LIFE” spiel…

Nvp>mvb

Ron Rivera. The General McClellan of NFL coaches.

I beg of you stop this Verizon ad. I hate that chick’s face singing.

These Cowboys uniforms are so clean

Bro he absolutely pulled him lmfao why else would he fall like that

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

Redskins bout to take the cowboys down to the wire without there two best defensive lineman.

Oh wait, they traded them?

Don’t like the cowboys but those throwbacks are nice

How do they expect to win this game it they’re punting in that situation. They’re virtually outmatched at every positional group.

Bro that Commanders Oline is cooked holy.

There is a forcefield at the 50 yard line apparently

I feel like we’ve lost must win games in these throwbacks so they make me nervous

Your offense is playing better than the Cowboys right now, you have to go for it. C'mon Ron.

It amazes me that in 2023, riverboat ron still has an NFL head coaching position.

A punt? I don't want to ever hear this dude called "Riverboat" ever again

Paddle boat Ron

the stars without the outlines look really weird

Shipwreck Ron

Yams aren’t real and I’m tired of pretending they are.

Throw it to daddy lamb

These are the best Cowboy uniforms.

He did a good job of selling it. I bought it lmao

That Macys ad was acceptable cute. The Chevy grandma with Alzheimer's one was TOO far