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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Another cliff we're running towards. It's like we're playing societal collapse bingo with a fully loaded gun.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I think you're playing Bingo wrong.

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Here we are, just waiting for the next overhyped wedge to shove in from the left.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But they're going to try to shove it in from the right

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

And call the top layers tumbling down "legacy"

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

And it will trickle up.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

The hole in the center eats 90% of the performance.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It still missing something: A hand hammering in the wedge labelled as "fashy billionaires who want computers to function like in their favorite sci-fi".

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You mean CEOs who want to just run AI instead of paying people to do the work.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It can be both.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two concepts

[–] shami1kemi1@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Most CEOs aren't billionaires, I'd reckon.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 12 points 4 months ago
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Precious. Pretending it's a single wedge at a well thought out location.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We should put an LLM in GCC to better optimize code ^/s^