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Inspo: FDA Issues Warning That Walmart Great Value Shrimp May Be Radioactive

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How many roentgen if I dip them in cocktail sauce?

[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Nobody ever tells me how many roentgens it takes to make 1 carcinogen smh

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

But you get your choice of topping!

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago

It's just a little radiation! It's still good, it's still good!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Must be good. It’s gotten such glowing reviews.

[–] lance20000@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It tastes like burning.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Whoa! Just how many scoville...." - throat falls off

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

mike scioscia disliked this

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

quiet the dog is barking

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is how we get shrimpman

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Shamelessly borrowed from another thread

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

I guess they were microwaved in the Kwik-E-Mart.