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Coming Soon to a Mall near you (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

somehow mariah carey managed a song with all five at once

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Type 6: Australian.

Santa Claus, where's my bike? IYKYK

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If Christians really wanted no man to experience eternal death we would have way less problems in the world

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed reindeers

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

you got to admit the last one has certain kick

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

I think in the category of "i want shit" is I want Santa's life

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

A Punk Rock Christmas is always one I listen to. Seriously, who the fuck forgets the pepperoni?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If anyone hates most Christmas music like I do, I do have some lovely Christmas songs that I like to try to hijack a speaker to play at Christmas parties.

These are usually well received

This one's a bit more pointed but also hilarious

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