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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."

  • Karl Marx

One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything on the internet is true

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He did say that one. A buncha times.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Your mom said that one. A buncha times.

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 44 points 1 month ago
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Communism is when there's an all-female Ghostbusters reboot" - Carl Marks

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought that was feminism?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean the memes of reproduction?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Either that or I meme the means of production, we'll never know

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago

graciously surprised?

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven't picked it up since it got the full release.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i'll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You have to though you’re bipedal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'M BIPODAL PERVERT

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'll grab you some crutches

[–] Juice@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guess who explicitly said he wasn't a Marxist?

Karl Marx

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 month ago

10/10 full Marx.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that's actually funny, guns, and Harleys.

-- The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 month ago

Engels was the OG wokester

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fine fuck I'll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I fucking knew it

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know it's fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most "progressive" part of the world which for him was the west

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Kind of, but his later works indicate he had developed a slightly more nuanced view than the thought experiments and basically meme understanding of non-european cultures that his earlier works inherit from Smith and others.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope the Indians whom he told to abolish their culture can appreciate that

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

The Future Results of British Rule in India, 1853

England has to fulfill a double mission in India: one destructive, the other regenerating the annihilation of old Asiatic society, and the laying the material foundations of Western society in Asia.

https://marxists.architexturez.net/archive/marx/works/1853/07/22.htm

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

The best thing about that is that "the west" is such a nonsensical designation for a location on a globe.

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